Tuesday meme dump!
I found some funnies over the past week! This all started when I got all social media off of my phone and eliminated it from most of my life. I don't ever use FB or IG anymore and what has happened is that I waste a lot less time and I can't remember the last time I got into a heated exchange with a stranger over politics.
These days when I have some time that I need to fill with just whatever I head over to 9gag and look at memes. At the moment the "funny" section has been hijacked with Ukraine/Russia stuff but there is still some humor to be found in there. Here are some of the winners I saw this week.

Basically every dog I have ever met it like this. They like their toys, they want you to throw their toys, the will even bring the toys kind of back to you but they will not drop said toy for you to throw again. My own dog is this way and it is a crucial part of the process that most dogs kind of don't seem to understand. It's funny because it's true.

This is probably more funny if you know Finnish people. There is nothing wrong with people from Finland, they are just very different than people from all other countries up there. We enjoy picking on them as much as possible and if you are lucky the Finnish person you are making fun of will have a sense of humor and enjoy it.

Technically not a meme, I know. There are many people on 9gag that don't like it when Tweet screenshots get put in there but since I don't even have Twitter, I would miss out on gems like this if people didn't move them there. It's nice to see that there are some people use Twitter for something other than virtue signaling and politics though. Also, now I kind of wonder if what this person is asking is true. Why just corn?

This is just silly, but it made me laugh enough that I saved it. For the record do NOT apply garlic to a wound. I was cutting garlic one day and cut myself and some of the garlic juice got in the cut and man oh man does that hurt.

I don't know if Mike ever said this or not but it does seem like something he would say. This is also very very true. Before I left FB I saw tons of people saying the most awful things to people and I knew some of them and am very familiar with how big of pussies they are in real life. They would never say those things to someone face-to-face and would be afraid to do so. I believe that social media or at least the traditional big ones are a big part of the reason why we have seen the deterioration of society. I would gladly go back to more cowboy ways where actions and words have real-life consequences such as getting punched in the face.
That's it for now. I have a ton more but don't want to make this too long. If you have any memes you've enjoyed in the past however long please share back.
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Yep, that is totally my dog too. I found sometimes it helps to have two balls (or whatever). They bring the one back and see you have another one so they drop it, then you throw the one and grab the one they dropped while they are getting the one you just threw. Rinse and repeat until they lose interest. Which for my dog is quite quickly these days. Her hips are getting bad I think. I saw that one about the popcorn somewhere else this past week and it made me chuckle. Good stuff! I totally agree with you on the Facebook thing. The world was a much better place when you only shared your opinion at the corner bar and most people just ignored you because you were drunk. All the bandwagon jumping and rallying behind asinine "causes" is just stupid these days.
You plan with the dogs is a good one and one that I have tried. With my dog Nadi, if I try that she runs to the second ball or two with the first one still in her mouth, get confused as to what to do since she is incapable of carrying them both in her mouth, then runs back with the original one leaving the second where it lies. The only time this tactic pays off is if i can get the first one off of her, pretend to throw it and then she picks up the second one. In the case of Nadi, she is so small that whatever item I have thrown isn't very far away so it's not a big deal.
Getting off social media has been a true game-changer for me. Now I am no longer one of those people that when in public I am never the guy staring at his phone and those people now annoy me and my reaction is one of "why did you come out in public just to hang around and live in the virtual world?"
Haha, that sounds about right with Nadi! Isn't it funny how we end up becoming the ones doing all the fetching?! I looked at my Facebook the other day and realized just how little I actually post. Can't say I am sad about that.
I still have a FB profile but it is completely devoid of photos of me or any genuine personal information. I think my "home" is Antarctica or something absurd like that now. Feeling the way that I do today about data collection I am a bit disappointed in myself that I elected to hand over that information so readily in the past, as did literally everyone else.
I have to keep my FB account because there are certain businesses that unfortunately won't communicate by any other means. If it weren't for that, I would delete it entirely. I would miss out on seeing some pictures of friends and relative's lives but honestly, if the only reason you know that someone had a baby is because you saw a FB post about it, are they really your friend?
Great points!
Have had a few dogs and depends how smart they are whether the ball comes back or not. The two I have now just look at you and don't play ball but run after sausages which tells you something lol.
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Someone needs to invent a sausage flavored tennis ball so every dog will play.
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