I am a Goat with wings that can fly and breathe fire but only while my 13 oversized cow utters are bulging with the sweet fermented goat milk often used to make a GOAT burger which is basically fermented goat milk, meat from the trash can only as it must be at least 5 days old to be good and the last step is to put a shot of scotch on the 2.5 pounds of juicy meat ready for consumption but only for Goats as specifically described with the various unique attributes above.