AI, Hieronymus Bosch and My Diary (March 9)

Today is March 9, 2023, and this is good.














These images were generated on Dreamlike according to my prompts


Recently, respected Watchers have clarified one old rule of Hive: at least half of content in every post must be not only unique, but human-generated as well. I don't know about other users, but I clutched my heart, because now it turns out, that if I want to publish five AI-generated pictures, I have to paint five more pictures myself. But what if I painted my last picture at the age of 4, and its only viewer (a kindergarten teacher) was hospitalized with an acute brain disorder?
The solution was found: I will not paint pictures, I will keep a diary. To read, or not to read, that is your choice, but don't forget the fate of my teacher (he still seems to be in rehab).


Well, March 9, 2023

When I looked at today's list of holidays, I almost fell off my chair, only such a tiny detail as the absence of a chair kept me from falling, because I am sitting in a deep recliner, falling out of which is quite problematic. I think that if one day I start dying at the computer, I won’t be able to get out of my recliner and walk a couple of meters to the window for... for... although I don’t see anything interesting there, in this window. But this is not what I want to say now.

Yesterday there was a whole bunch of very strange holidays, such as World Maths Day, Peanut Cluster Day and even Be Nasty Day, whatever that means. I thought that I would never see anything stranger, but no, present day gave Popcorn Lover’s Day, Meatball Day and Panic Day at once, like a silent "hello" from March 8th to March 9th to all those, who survived, but did not realize to evacuate.

Panic Day, how I love it! It's like someone sitting on a cloud and thinking out loud: "We still have a lot of work to do, we need to come up with a Cryptocurrency Day, Investment Day, Stock Trading Day, Future Thinking Day, after all..." And the man on a nearby cloud winks: "Panic Day is great for this! By the way, I was going to come up with First Exam Day, First Date Day and Venereology Visit Day, but it all fits the same - Universal Panic Day. Ideal solution! Job done, let's have a beer!"

But wait, am I the only one who thinks I'm too focused on the daily holidays? Okay, I'll try not to abuse it in the future.