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lolztoken.comI could get in trouble for stealing from the kitchen supply storeBut that’s a whisk I’m willing to take.
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lolztoken.comWhat do you call a row of people lifting a giant mozzarella?A cheesy pickup line.Credit:
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lolztoken.comHow do you make a cheese puff?Chase it around the block.Credit:
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lolztoken.comHow many egomaniacs does it take to screw in a light bulb?One, they hold the bulb while the world revolves around t
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lolztoken.comWhat happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?It gets toad.Credit:
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lolztoken.comWhy was the painter sprinting down the street?Because his paint was running.Credit:
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lolztoken.comDogs can't see your bones.But CAT scan. Credit: marsh
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lolztoken.comWhy did the coffee go to the police?Because it was mugged.Credit:
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lolztoken.comWhy do astronauts use Linux?Because they can’t open windows in space.Credit:
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lolztoken.comWhy did the alcoholic go to the doctors office?Because he thought there would be shots.Credit:
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