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lolztoken.comHave you heard about the Angel of Death that’s not so intelligent?The Dim Reaper?Credit:

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lolztoken.comWhat is a cows favourite songI like to mooooove it mooooooove itCredit:

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lolztoken.comChuck Norris once went on a bicycle rideand accidentially won the Tour de France.Credit:

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lolztoken.comA rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class.It was a weapon of math disruption.Credit

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lolztoken.comMy Uncle used to work in a circus as a human cannonball.They eventually fired him.Credit:

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lolztoken.comThe other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.I called her up and asked “Did you get my drift?”

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about 1 hour ago

lolztoken.comWhat do you call a hospital for horses?A horse-pital.Credit:

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lolztoken.comWhy was an insomniac shot by the police?He was resisting a rest.Credit:

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lolztoken.comI hope Elon Mush never gets invloved in a scandalElongate could be really drawn out.Credit:

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lolztoken.comWhat do you call a guy who’s had too much to drink?A cab. Credit:

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