LOLZ Weekly Joke Challenge - Help Build A Hive Based Joke Database and Earn $LOLZ

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Week 5 Of the LOLZ Joke Challenge Is Here

Hey folks, now that the new year is behind us, it is time to get back to building. So today we are kicking back off our Weekly Joke Challenge.

As we posted last, we have moved to our LOLZ Community joke database for our @lolzbot. We accepted just under 50 jokes from our earlier joke challenges and we want to add many many more jokes. Our hope is to add 10-20 jokes per week so that we can start a rotation of jokes and hopefully keep the jokes fresh and funny.

The Tasks

  • Tell us a joke in the comments. 1 LOLZ
  • Re-blog this post, and tell us you did in the comments. 1 LOLZ
  • Tag a friend. 1 LOLZ

All rewards will be distributed via the drop bot in the comments so be sure to leave a comment even if you only reblogged the post and don't feel like telling a joke.

If we select your joke to include in the database, we will reward you with an additional 5 $LOLZ, and include you as the source for the joke (unless you prefer to be anonymous, in which case please say so in your comment). Post as many jokes as you like, and earn an additional 5 $LOLZ for each joke selected for inclusion.

What We Are Looking For

Any joke can be posted and earn an $LOLZ, although we ask that you stay Safe For Work.

To be selected for inclusion in our database, your joke will need to be -

  • Clean. LOLZ is kid friendly. Please, no dirty, racial, or potty humor.
  • Short. We prefer jokes with short setups and punch lines.
  • Funny! Or at least Punny.

Your joke does not to be original. Any joke you know will do.

Lets get this party started!

Come on people... MAKE US LAUGH!

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About the LOLZ Project

LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain. Hive users can use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Help Support the LOLZ Project

Here are a few ways you can help the LOLZ Project.

  • Use the !LOL and !LOLZ command often to tip fellow Hive authors.
  • Upvote and re-Hive our posts. All rewards will be used to help cover server costs and increase curation value.
  • If one of our jokes makes you smile, consider giving it an upvote.
  • Follow @lolztoken and participate in our airdrops, contests, and giveaways.


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Ja cool 😎
!LOLZ

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!LOLZ

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A classic one, maybe so classic that it might already be in the database:
Bruce Lee was fast, but he had an even faster brother: Sudden Lee...

And re-blogged.
Keep up the good work!

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Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up literally everything.

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Thanks for the jokes! Rather than drop you LOLZ in the comments since you gave us so many, I will just send you the tokens for the jokes we accept like last time. Thanks! !LOLZ

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Some men say they don’t wear their wedding band because it cuts off circulation. Well, that’s the point, isn’t it?

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Why are art collectors such big fans of gasoline? Because it makes their Van Gogh

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A century ago, two brothers decided it was possible to fly. And as you can see, they were Wright.

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Their first daughter was born with a silver spoon in her mouth. Now they’re hoping for triplets so they can have a whole set.

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I always knock on the fridge door before opening it, just in case there's a salad dressing.

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The reason some politicians like to stand on their record is to keep voters from examining it.

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If an anonymous comment goes unread, is it still irritating?

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The trouble with getting to work on time is that it makes the day so long.

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Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

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What’s Irish and stays out all night? Patty O’Furniture.

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If prisoners could take their own mugshots… they'd be called cellfies.

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly? Stationary.

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Did you hear about the perfume that smells of nothing? I think it's total non-scents.

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The inventor of the throat lozenge died last month. There was no coffin at his funeral.

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I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.

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Today I learned that if a canoe turns upside down in the water, you can safely wear it on your head. Because it's cap-sized.

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Two men walk into a bar. You’d think at least one of them would have ducked.

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Where does an Inuit keep his Bitcoins? In a cold wallet.
Rebloged

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Psst.....would you like to here a joke about pizza?......but it's a little cheesy! :D !LOLZ

Reblogged & @hollowknightgod

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This is great. We will add it. !LOLZ !DROPLOLZ 8

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What do you call an asthmatic Russian grand master – Gary Gasper-cough

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@lolztoken

How do you get your handkerchief to dance? Put a little boogy in it!

Upvoted, Reblogged, @piratethanos

!LUV !WINE !giphy Jokes

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!LOLZ funny. Too "eww" for the database but funny!

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@lolztoken

No worries! And thanks for the LOLZ. I love the positive intent of this token, just like the LUV token, so grabbed a few as well!

"I had gas once, but it passed!" 😜😆

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There comes a time when living becomes something like a competition, when one shamelessly rejoices over the death of one's neighbour, as if he were a rival who has been eliminated. - Pierre Magnan

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what if we make jokes about potty training is that alive! I can't use any of my jokes now as they are mainly for the deranged! Let's give it a go anyway....

Q: Why doesn't Voldemort have glasses? A: Nobody nose - lol I think it's hilarious.

Q: Why do bees have sticky hair? A: Because the use Honeycombs?

Okay I'm done....

!LOZ

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!LOLZ they are both great. Thanks! !DROPLOLZ 9

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👀I stayed up all night trying to find where the sun was...
But then it dawned on me😉
Reblog have a great one
@iamraincrystal
!LOL

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Thanks! Had a good !LOL reading all the other comments on here. Super good vibes! 😂🤣

!ALIVE

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Thought you may appreciate it
It cheered my spirits !LOL
Have blessed weekend !LUV
@iamraincrystal
It's Great To Be !ALIVE
😎🎁

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!LOLZ That is great! !DROPLOLZ 8

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Brilliant thank you very much
@lolztoken
Have a wonderful week ahead
Full of Laughter
I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.
🤣
!LOLZ

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We like this one too! !DROPLOLZ 5

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Thank you so much
@lolztoken
Appreciate this great project
I was addicted to the hokey pokey... but thankfully, I turned myself around.
!LOL
!ALIVE

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!LOLZ ... we already had that one, but we still love it.

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I am not surprised, i will have to try and up my joke game 😉

What is faster Hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold.
!LOLZ
!ALIVE

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here's a funny one I heard today:

Dad, can I have 1 crypto please?

what?

you want $547?

what you want to do with $1,756?

do you realize that $20,094 is a lot of money?

here is $732 for you

Posted Using LeoFinance Beta

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$WINE

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I'm glad that our favorite joke challenge got back! I've got 3 jokes for you!

  • -I went to a really emotional wedding the other day.
    -Even the cake was in tiers.
  • -Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.
    -Then they call me ugly and poor.
  • -My wife accused me of being immature.
    -I told her to get out of my fort.

I hope you guys like them, as always keep up your great job! :)

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These are great. Thanks! We will accept all three and drop you 16 total. !DROPLOLZ 9

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I'm glad you liked them! Keep up the good work!
!LOL

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how do you turn a duck in to a singer?
Put it in the microwave until its Bill Withers

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!LOLZ. We like it! !DROPLOLZ 6

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Michael I want to withdraw my crypto because am tired of heart attack.
Yesterday I thought it would go up but came down, today I thought that it could go be in yesterday range but went down again.
@Burlarj

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I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine: we just get better with age. The next day she locked me in the cellar.

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