After 50 Years, the Government Finally Met Weed 🎄

Trump walks into the Oval Office with a bunch of doctors and a brand new friend.

If you thought Biden, log off and go touch grass.

The friend? Weed. Cannabis. Mr. “Turns Out I’m Not Heroin.”

After 50+ years of losing their minds, the government finally goes,
“Alright… fine. It has medical use.”

So weed gets promoted.
Not legalized relax.
Just moved from “basically crack” to “Schedule III, calm down.”

Now it’s hanging out with codeine instead of LSD. Scientists can study it without filling out a 300-page apology form.

Weed businesses might stop getting taxed like they’re running a cartel.

Still illegal federally though.
Because the government never commits. Ever.

Translation:
“We were wrong for half a century… please don’t clap.”

Progress? Sure.
Common sense? Late as hell.
Fully legal? LOL. Absolutely not.

So what do you think 🤔
Team Weed or Team Panic?

Still evil… or did the government just admit it overreacted for 50 years?

Drop your take. Let’s hear it