Breaking: Peace Deal Signed, Pigs Reported Flying Over Gaz

So apparently, Israel and Hamas just pulled off something rarer than a Florida driver using a turn signal — they actually agreed on the first phase of a peace plan.

👉 Hamas will release the last 20 hostages.

👉 Israel will release nearly 2,000 Palestinian detainees and move troops back.

👉 And the rest of us get to breathe for a second instead of doomscrolling war updates.

After two years and two days of nonstop chaos (and tens of thousands of lives lost), maybe—just maybe—we’re looking at a break in the madness.

And listen, doesn’t matter if you’re Team Israel, Team Hamas, or Team “I just want gas prices under $4” … peace should be good news for EVERYBODY.

Now let’s just hope this isn’t one of those “limited time offers” that expires in 30 days.