From The Land of Stupidity …

Chicago just dropped Grand Theft Auto: ICE Edition.
A woman — with her Fast & Furious cosplay crew — decided the best way to stick it to “the system” was to ram a federal vehicle.

The feds: “Oh, you wanna play bumper cars?

The agent: steps out, sprays 5 shots like he’s auditioning for Stormtrooper Academy.

Shock twist: she didn’t overthrow the government. She got a hospital bracelet, then a one-way ticket to FBI custody.

DHS swears she had a “semi-automatic weapon”… except the official complaint doesn’t mention it at all.

Translation: either she had one, or DHS is just writing Mad Libs for cable news.

Moral of the story: If your “revolution” involves ramming feds with your SUV, you’re not Che Guevara — you’re the opening act at the Darwin Awards.