🚨 Government Shutdown Special: Free Chaos With Every Flight! 🚨

✈️ Major US airports are a mess right now — over 6,000 flights delayed Monday, some airports even shutting down.

Why? Because the air traffic controllers keeping planes from playing bumper cars in the sky are working for free during the shutdown.

And you wanna know the real kicker? 💥
While these overworked, underpaid professionals are out here keeping metal birds from colliding midair without a paycheck...
Your favorite politician — yeah, the one who can’t stop justifying why they need to keep taxing you to death — they’re still cashing in 💰
Because apparently, stealing your wallet is more important than protecting your flight.

But hey, who needs paychecks when you’ve got stress, caffeine, and 200 lives depending on you, right? 🛬😅

Who really matters more — the air traffic controller stopping you from becoming a fireball at 30,000 feet… or your beloved politician who treats your wallet like their personal ATM and still manages to convince you they’re ‘public servants 🤷‍♂️