Mexico’s Weekend Circus: The Episode Nobody Asked For 🤷‍♂️

Strap in, everybody Mexico’s Weekend Circus just ended, and wow… where do we even start?

Because trust me, what went down makes Netflix thrillers look like children’s cartoons.

Thousands of furious citizens flooding the streets, nonstop screaming, chaos everywhere, and cops getting hit more times than a punching bag at a discount boxing gym.

Final score:

120 injured

100 cops down

0 solutions

And the cartels?
Oh, they didn’t even clock in.
The country fought itself for them.

But wait, it gets better…

President Claudia Sheinbaum is somewhere typing into Google:

“How to reboot a country without losing progress.

Enter Trump because the man can sense chaos like sharks smell blood.

On Nov 17, he hears Mexico’s melting down and steps up like: “Did somebody say disaster? Perfect. I brought missiles.”

He basically offered the whole American Action Pack:

Airstrikes

Troops

Drones

And probably a promo code:
“Buy One Bomb, Get One Free”

Delivered with the enthusiasm of an Amazon driver on triple overtime.

And then the plot twist hits

Sheinbaum Shuts Him Down like Latina Grandma Mode Activated

On Nov 18, she comes in hot with the energy of a strict abuela:

“Mijo… no.

NO.

Absolutely not.
Not today, not tomorrow, not ever. Gracias.”

She admits Trump keeps calling like that annoying
“Your car warranty is about to expire” guy
only this telemarketer comes with fighter jets.

He’s offering intervention like a gym membership:
“Come on, first month free! Cancel anytime!”

And every time, she hits him back with the same answer:

“No foreign help. We’ll handle it.”
Handle it how, though?
With what?
Because from the outside, the only people doing any “handling” are the criminal groups running whole regions like they bought the franchise.

And here comes the uncomfortable truth:

This whole thing is a political circus:
Trump offering a military cleanup,
Mexico pretending everything’s under control,
and the cartels laughing in the back like
“Please, continue. Y’all are doing great.”

Spoiler alert:
It’s not the citizens winning.
It’s never the citizens.

So be honest…

Are we watching a government in control
or a government in denial while the criminals run the show?

Tell me what you think. 🤷‍♂️