NOW HIRING: Leadership Opportunities (Tehran Branch Office)

For everyone saying “the economy is rough” great news.

Several executive-level positions just opened up. Rapid advancement potential. Very rapid.

Open Roles:
• Supreme Leader of Iran (Highest authority. Corner office. Lifetime contract… usually.)

• Secretary of the Defence Council & Senior Security Adviser

• Commander of the IRGC

• Chief of Staff of the Armed Forces

• Minister of Defence & Armed Forces Logistics

• Head of the Supreme Leader’s Military Office

Qualifications:
– Experience managing high-pressure environments

– Comfortable with international attention

– Thick skin (metaphorically… preferably literally)

– Strong crisis-management skills

– Ability to dodge difficult situations (interpret freely)

Benefits:
– Global name recognition

– Unlimited responsibility

– Job security… until it isn’t

– Work-from-bunker flexibility
Stop blaming inflation. Leadership is hiring.

Apply today. Or at least update your résumé. 😅