Socialism: Now Serving Globally… But Don’t Worry, Your Bills Are Still Here

Apparently, turning a country socialist is easy: sprinkle in some arts programs, toss a DEI workshop on top, maybe a transgender comic book for flavor… and voilà, wait for the magic. Historically, socialist movements started exactly like this soft programs first, control later. Brilliant strategy, right?

Fast forward to today. The Democratic Party seems to have found the cookbook and is cooking the full menu both at home and abroad.

At home: DEI programs in schools, workplace experiments, ever-expanding social programs… slowly nudging Americans toward socialism while insisting it’s just “progress.”

Abroad: DEI workshops in Serbia, $2M LGBTQ+ activism in Guatemala, climate art in Vietnam because apparently your taxes have no borders. Most of these countries didn’t even order the meal.

Meanwhile, Americans are out here juggling bills like circus performers, watching inflation turn their paychecks into confetti. Rent is a horror show, and don’t forget, we’re also hosting a billion-dollar global social experiment buffet. Billions vanish into DEI workshops, transgender comic books, and climate art, while you get… well, a front-row seat to absurdity. Enlightenment for someone, bankruptcy for you.

History tells us the soft programs are just the appetizer. The main course? Power, control, and ideology spread like peanut butter on toast sticky, unavoidable, and everywhere at once.

So sit back, relax, and enjoy the show while your taxes turn America into a socialist playground and the world into our unpaid test subjects.