Survivors Enter the Cage—D.C. Scrambles for a Way Out

When you thought the political circus had already maxed out on clowns, plot twists, and shady tricks—boom, here comes the main event. And it’s not just any fight—it’s straight out of The Blind Side meets UFC Octagon.

Through tears, a group of women who say they were victimized by Jeffrey Epstein stepped onto Capitol Hill, gloves off and ready to brawl. Forget polite testimony—this was a full-on showdown, calling out Congress and the DOJ for hiding files like they’re classified cheat codes.

In one corner: Survivors of Epstein’s abuse, backed by attorneys and an unlikely tag team—Ro Khanna (D–CA), Thomas Massie (R–KY), and Marjorie Taylor Greene (R–GA). Yes, you read that right. A Democrat, a Republican, and Marjorie Taylor Greene… sounds like the start of a bad bar joke, but they’re alldemanding the same thing: transparency.

Lisa Phillips took the mic like it was a pre-fight hype speech, dropping a bomb: survivors are ready to start making their own list of Epstein’s inner circle. Translation—these women are not afraid to go for the takedown.

“We know the names. Many of us were abused by them,” Phillips said. That’s basically a verbal right hook. And while she added they’re not sure how or when they’ll release the names, she made one thing clear: if the government won’t cough up the files, the survivors just might do it themselves.

Forget red vs. blue. This fight is about truth vs. cover-up. And in this UFC SmackDown, the survivors are stepping into the cage with a simple demand: no more hiding, no more games. Just names, accountability, and a crowd chanting, “Release the files!”

Now here’s where we come in. If you’ve ever said you wanted to know the truth, this is the moment. Talk about it. Share it. Support these women however you can. Don’t sit ringside as a spectator—stand in their corner. Because this isn’t just their fight—it’s ours too.