Trump Signs Peace Deals Media Demands Investigation into Why He’s Not Napping”

While Democrats are busy stalking Trump like jealous exes, the guy’s out in Tokyo signing trade deals, locking in rare earth agreements, boosting U.S. manufacturing, and getting praised by Japan’s first female prime minister, Sanae Takaichi.

She’s pledging to build up Japan’s military, buy American goods, and even hinting at a Nobel Peace Prize meanwhile, CNN’s working overtime trying to turn “peace and progress” into “threat to democracy.”

At this pace, we’ll see more results from Trump’s jet lag than we ever did from the last guy’s nap schedule.

And honestly, this shouldn’t even be about left or right it’s simple.

Do your job. Make Americans’ lives better. Protect our interests.

You know… those crazy little things we used to think presidents were supposed to do before “hiding in the basement” became a leadership style.