🎪 Welcome back to Clowns of Congress 🤦‍♂️

Today’s Jack-in-the-Box surprise: Governor Tim Walz!

Mr. “Save Our Democracy” himself…
the same guy who decided Minnesota’s biggest emergency was making sure 11-year-old boys have access to free tampons.

Because nothing screams “leadership” like solving problems nobody asked about.

And buckle up the plot gets spicier.

A group claiming to represent 480+ Minnesota DHS employees just dropped a bomb bigger than a CVS receipt.
They say Walz ignored giant fraud warnings not “oops, someone stole a stapler” fraud…

I’m talking fraud with enough zeroes to qualify as its own zip code.

And the whistleblower treatment?
Pure government horror-comedy:

Monitoring

Threats

Buried audits

Discredited reports

Basically every move short of releasing attack pigeons.
(Stay tuned it’s Minnesota, anything’s possible.)

The fraud itself?
Oh, just a harmless little scheme involving a nonprofit called Feeding Our Future except they were feeding imaginary kids with imaginary food using very real COVID money.

They billed stuff like:
“1,200 meals served”… to a building that doesn’t even have a microwave.
Iconic.

The feds have already charged dozens of people.
And the feds don’t show up unless someone’s browser history includes:
“best offshore accounts for beginners.”

But sure, Governor please tell us more about “protecting democracy.”
This whole episode is basically writing itself.

Because when politicians say they’re “fighting for democracy,” it’s absolutely fair to ask:
Are they fighting for us… or for their friends, donors, and anyone who knows the WiFi password to the fraud department?