RE: Proud To Be Single? #comedyopenmic
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Don't compute my age now, my heart is still young.
Hahaha 😂🤣🤣 really? Lolz
I have done everything to seduce the ladies.
Hmmm, I see your effort, ranging from body building, growing beards.. and the likes 😂, yet my gender refused to love DLM...so funny ...
GET that dollars and my genders will cluster around you 😂
After 3 months of blind dating, I found out that she was in love with a trainer.
Oops !! What a heart break 🤣🤣🤣
After the whole butterflies dancing 🦋 🦋 in Ur belly, liver , pancreas and kidney.. hahaha 😂, DLM is a comedian 😂
Respect sir! Xd
That meme of your first date says it all 🤣🤣
So sorry..lol
Hahaha 😂🤣🤣 , I think FIFA team has got a cool work to do on Ur forehead 🤣...I love this part special.. hehehe
Oh my goodness 🤭🤭
DLM, in your last meme.. you went the extra mile of dying because of your girlfriend,? Death!! Lolz , what an adventure to the hell, still Ur name wasn't on the lists 😂😂😂... you even went to extra hell 🤣🤣, still your mission wasn't accomplished.. lolz
Do not worry, you will find her ... just look around you..I mean so close to you there 😂😂
Or perhaps, pay me 500 HBD to find her😉
So creative my dear
Good job!👍
I got inspiration of first meme from one of my close friend. Whenever I ask by anonymous reporter about his location, he always replies x kilometres away from sun.
That football joke was especially written to make my friend mahir laugh. He is a diehard fan of football.
Dieing to get a girl is a easter egg reference. I still can't find a single comment to understand what was the exact incident of death. Although I believe @pravesh0 might be able to find this easter egg cause he can spot the reference in a glimpse. Let's see how it goes.
Also, no thanks. 500 hbd is too high cost.
Wow, I will love to see what @pravesh0 will come up with.
Till then...
One of the ultimate goals of being a Muslim is to attain Jannat or Jannah ( heaven) and you should be getting Hoors or women there. But what if you were put in some extra hell... haha
"Extra hell" lol
Waise kitni hoor milni thi? 72
I thought u will understand the reference of usama/osama from family guy. Since nobody understood it till now, in last meme I gave a reference to 9/11 attack that I did jihad on advice of osama bin laden just to get a gf.
I got that part, but I don't remember the exact no. of hoors promised (someone told me though). 🤔
The word used is sattar which could be seventy in urdu/hindi. But translators says in Arabic to translation it meant "kaaye" meaning many.
So while some say seventy, some say it's undefined.