Sarcasm Tuesday #11 - Crypto Cooking is back with fresh flavors!

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Consider this as a spoiler alert ... as #CryptoCooking is back! This sarcastic article will fill your belly with good food and your mind with crypto opportunities! Are you hungry for money and thirsty for knowledge? This is one of those posts that makes me feel AliveAndThriving

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Let's blow your mind with some KFC secrets! Did you know that the official KFC Twitter account follows only 11 people? This is a true marketing masterpiece from them and the guy who noticed first got a picky-back ride from the Colonel!

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Geri Horner, Melanie Brown, Emma Bunton, Mel C, Victoria Beckham and 6 random dudes! The Spice Girls reunited and a pack of Herbs makes the secret blend ... 11 herbs and spices! Boom!

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Where's Greta? Where are those saying that my meat based diet is destroying the planet? I love beef and I will fry a rump stake for breakfast, lunch and dinner! All grown locally in the UK or maybe a Japanese beef on pay day!

What about your healthy meals? All the fancy stuff is imported and involves transport over seas and oceans, and handling by lots of people before it gets on your plate!

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I decided to eat better and avoid nasty stuff! I am already 2 months clean from fizzy drinks and I even forgot the taste of Monster, which was so hard for me. You know I always enjoyed a can of Monster while doing a monstrous job in the Cryptoverse! However, keep in mind that stirring coconut oil into the kale mix makes it better!

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Let's go back to destroying the planet, cutting trees and polluting whole ecosystems ... the humans don't care about the environment! Let's think about all those critters and birds that are becoming homeless ... what about them? Well... everything get's tasty when is deep fried!

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Speaking about fry-up ... who loves bacon? If you are ever in doubt if you should eat that bacon then follow the flowchart! Just eat it to feel like angels are frolicking on your taste buds! I had to google that term so I don't publish anything nasty but rest assured that frolicking means a happy behavior , like that of children playing. EAT THAT BACON AND BECOME A TRUE WARRIOR!

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You know who's a true warrior? Daniel Craig's James Bond is a true warrior! Never seen him eating avocado on toast while gambling and drinking! In the 1953 Casino Royale_,_ Bond said that he takes a ridiculous pleasure in what he eats. I like his top knowledge of wine vintages, bourbon whiskey, the correct temperature at which to drink sake, and all the high class attitude.

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When is the last time you had dinner with candles? Probably 10 months ago when the bear market started. Since then is only fainted candles and not much flame in the Cryptoverse. Some of us can't even afford that basic pot of noodles, or the electricity bill!

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It's not the time for a shaken Martini so I am having a Mars ice-cream while checking the market! Watching the trends on Coingecko and I am baffled to see Luna Classic still growing! This token is dead and all the pumps are just artificially sustained to the whales can dump their bags! Let's not forget that Do Kwan is .., on the run!

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More sarcasm as Tokenized Exchange (TKX) and Quant (QNT) had the biggest pumps last week. Top stuff like Maker and Uniswap made the top 5 but with smaller growth!

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My #CryptoCooking moved on Biswap where the Multi-Reward Pool is cooking crypto stew! Staking and trading in there is a harming heaven, farming BNB, BUSD, BSW and BFG all togather! It feels like an English Breakfast, with all the goodies on the same plate. Read all at Power-Farming on Biswap - The Multi-Reward Pool

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Everyone should have a chance for good food.... even our pets! Found this Pick&Mix section at the pet store, and I was amazed by the wide range of pet treats! Charcoal bones, gravy bones, salmon burgers, cheese wedges, marrowbone but why alphabet mix? Did you dog wanted to play scrabble with food before?

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It's excellent to want certain levels of financial independence at a certain age or before taking life-changing decisions. But the issue is a bit macabre ... what if it's no tomorrow? What if!?

Live as it's no tomorrow and make sure all your actions will build a legacy! What you do in life will echo in eternity! Be the best version of yourself and be the best you can be. Do it for yourself not for others If you had a bad week, or you just want to giggle... check the other articles from the Sarcasm Saturday series:

Sarcasm Saturday #1 - How bad was the dip of the dip?

Sarcasm Saturday #2 - From "To the Moon!" to cockroach mode!

Sarcasm Saturday #3 - WTF is wrong with 2022?

Sarcasm Saturday #4 - The Positivity Monster and the Bear Market

Sarcasm Saturday #5 - The night is long and full of terrors!

Sarcasm Saturday #6 - Rude Crypto for Blockchain OGs

Sarcasm Saturday #7 - DOGE, Doctors and Dementia

Sarcasm Saturday #8 - The Peculiar Mindset of Crypto Bros

Sarcasm Saturday #9 - The Perpetual Market Downfall

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