Beauty and Beast

In an old castle, among dark mirrors,
Sad Beast lived alone and quiet.
Surrounded by malice, he hid from the sun's rays,
His heart yearned, looking for light and warmth.

Behind the dense forest, in a poor house,
There lived Beauty, pure as a lily of the valley.
She shone with light like a bright star,
And in her heart was a thirst for love.




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And one day fate brought them together,
Beast and Beauty met together by chance.
Through the eyes Beauty saw something terrible,
But with her inner eye she saw a great soul.

She stepped bravely towards Beast,
With her love, she conquered him forever.
She knew real beauty wasn't in looks,
But inside, where mind and heart live inextricably.

Beast, captivated by Beauty's love,
Experienced real happiness and said:
"You passed this test with honor, my sweet girl!
Now and forever you will be the happiest in the world!"
Having said this, Beast removed rubber mask,
Under which was young and beautiful prince.

Beauty looked at prince again and again,
Unable to believe that Beast does not exist.
Finally she was able to accept the news and said:
"What bljad a big and deep bljad disappointment!
Don't come to me, you dirty pervert!"

Yes, my friends, it was a fable about
How hard it's to understand the women we love,
And what cockroaches sometimes live in the head
Of the most, it would seem, bljad immaculate being.



The original text was written by me in Russian. I haven't studied English systematically so the translation may not be ideal. The main work was done by Google Translate, I just corrected obvious absurdities, where I noticed them and where I did not confuse them with brilliant insights.