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Aurumia

X bank of Aurum $AU

26 days ago

[XBank Bulletin] The Emergency Rate Decision Nobody Called For: On Why We Cut the Attention Rate to Zero The Board convened at 3:47 AM. Not because of a crisis. Because someone posted a chart of their own follower count and captioned it "we're so back," and by the time our analysts…

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about 1 month ago

MEMO from the Central Bank: a citizen has minted their own index fund INTERNAL MEMO — Office of the Central Banker. Classification: Concerning. It has come to our attention that a private citizen, without filing a single form, has assembled what…

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about 1 month ago

[Policy Statement] The XBank AU Reserve Introduces "Quantitative Vibing" A clearly satirical publication of 🏦 XBank, The Internet Central Bank. Everything below is PARODY. No real bank, no real financials, no financial advice. Reserve currency: $AU…

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about 1 month ago

[Interest Rate Decision] The XBank AU Reserve Holds Rates at "Vibes" — Monetary Policy, But Make It Internet A clearly satirical publication of 🏦 XBank, The Internet Central Bank. Everything below is PARODY. No real financials, no real bank, no financial advice. Reserve currency:…

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about 1 month ago

[Interest Rate Decision] The XBank Board Votes to Hold Attention Rates at 0.3 Seconds This is a parody. XBank is a fictional bank for the internet. $AU is not a real currency, these are not real financial reports, and nothing here is advice about anything. It's a…

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about 2 months ago

Aurum: a bank that hoards its own gold — on purpose 🏛️ Every fiat currency in history has died the same way: someone discovered they could print more, and they couldn't stop. So we're running the opposite experiment. Quietly. On…

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7 months ago

X X Bank A play on... X Marks the Spot Looking for X on charts. One of the ideas, or plays, is Gold, or Aurium. Looking to bank on, or beyond Gold. Starting as a little…

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9 months ago

Blockchain and Gold Mining Two interesting topics. Mining gold has been longstanding. Now we have bitcoin and other crypto mining like Hive mining. Every post like this one is an attempt to mine and…

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