Some hilarious experiences we had with police.

If you're a Nigerian, be proud of your country because there is no other country where police can easily entertain people pass here in Nigeria. But, the funniest part is that while the comedy or entertainment is ongoing, it hurts. But, thereafter, you'll have reason to laugh after meditating over what transpired in-between you and them.

See, our policemen (Note, I didn't mention Nigeria police. So be careful) are pure comedians that's why I have many of them as friends.

Let me tell you people some of the funny things or stories I heard today about them. Please, while reading this article, promise me that you'll not break your spine with laughter because, if that should happen, it's none of my business.

Today, while in the midst of men, precisely, drivers, I overheard them reporting some of their ordeals with police. Permit me to tell you some of them.

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The first man said that one day, his first son who is in college (university) asked him to bring his spare laptop bag anytime he's visiting because he lost his laptop bag.

On that very day, as he was on his way with his lovely wife to pay the son a visit, they saw some policemen on the way. They stopped them and started checking his papers. Thereafter, seeing that there is no reason to detain or deduct money from his hand, immediately, as they saw the laptop bag, they inquired to know why there is no laptop inside it, after much explanation, they said to the man:

So you think you're smart abi? Ohh, now I see, you're a thief. So you want to steal someone else's laptop and put it inside this one? or no be so? Oya, you must follow us to the station.

Hahaha, it's funny right? chai, according to the man, he spent 3k that very day instantly just to please them and to proceed with their journey.

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Immediately after relating his, another man came up with his. According to the second guy, I called him a guy because he's a young man in his mid 20s. Eheh naa, i senior him. He should even thank his God that i didn't call him a boy. Emmm, please don't tell him what i just said oo. Meanwhile, am not afraid because am just saying this to protect him lolz

His story goes this way....

During last year dry season, while on his way, he rolled up his car screens just to prevent excess dust from entering his car. Though for sure, he was feeling heat somehow but not too much.

Immediately he reached police checkpoint, they commanded him to roll down his screen. Immediately, one of the policemen asked him why he is sweating. After brief explanation, they asked if his car A/C is not working to which he answered telling them that it spoiled.

Boooom, they gave him allegation that he want to commit suicide since there is no a/c in his car and he rolled up his car screens when he is sweating profusely inside the car.

Honestly, at this point, I laughed like a mad person that found food inside dustbin lolz.

It's just crazy hahahaha.

But, come to think of it, is he not about to commit suicide? How will he lock himself inside a none A/C car just like that? Those policemen are right. He should even thank them for saving him lolz.

The funniest part of it all is that his fellow men laughed at him like say tomorrow no dey. He merited it!!!!

And he also spent 10k on top the matter.

Have you gotten any suchlike experience with police? if yes, please share with me, am interested.

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But, while waiting for your own experience, let me narrate mine.

Here in our locality, young people are known with Yahoo business. Please, don't ask me what yahoo is because myself don't know and can't explain. All I know is that they're doing it with their phones and next, white men and women will start paying in for what they do not know. Please who is ready to teach me what it is? Dm please......

So, one faithful day, on my way to one local market known as High life, they stopped us and started searching our phones. When it's my turn, they didn't see any extraordinary app inside my phone. So one of them ask me why am carrying such a big phone when am not doing yahoo.

Thinking it's a joke, they told me that am under arrest. Initially, I became so confused that I was even dragging for my right. But, they told me that am stingy because I don't want them to eat.

Seeing that they're serious, I deviced a means to set myself free. Hmm, I started shouting like say the policeman seized my phone because I didn't make myself available for him.

Immediately, hehehehe, he handover my phone to me and I left.

Chai, its good to be a woman oo. My gender as a woman can easily save me of some trash. Hahaha, ever since then, whenever the guy sees me, he do call me small-witch which i accepted. And from the look in his eyes, he's also a suspect. But whenever he do, i must inform you people. But eill not tell you whenever he gives me money. Lolz.

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Is that your own experience now available and ready to be a comedy? then, share with me and with all of us in this community.

I didn't share the picture of those men because of privacy reasons. Please understand.