Mr Risky's Date story, ladies of this days.

Hello my dearest comedy officials, with a stand renovations, because you are renovating your sitting position to a standing erection 😂😂😅. I welcome you to this wonderful and romantic day in the comedyopenmic community. Firstly, let's be introduce my uncomplicated self to this wonderful community. My names continue to me @caleb-marvel AKA Always at your service. Thats my identity on hive, among my fellow musician and popularly know as Da Reggae Man and in the world of comedy, am popularly known as MC Black, the blackest comedian in the universe and your grandmother's favorite. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣..

Please I don't like closing my microphone in comedy that why they decide to call this community an open mic comedy community.

I believe that with the little introduction at the top of our bulletin, you will be able to identify me when you see me in the dream world 🤣🤣🤣🤣... Because am a good traveler in the dream world and I gat so many friends and enemies 🤔🤔🤔😅😅😅.

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I have a question to ask the ladies? Why would a guy call you for a date and you call 12 twelve of your single and hungry friends with you? This is an act of wickedness and an act of crime under sub-section 25 of my bulletins, the back page and you are subjected to washing of plate in the shopping center. 😂😂😂😂😂.. ladies please be calming down ooh the days are evil and the wickedness of man, sleep with him on his own bed. So I ask myself, what is the wickedness of man? 🤔🤔🤔🤔 I think is a ........ Please I didn't say anything oooh. But let's continue with the guest.

Mr Risky called on for one of his old friend for a date, he gave her location and on the faithful and unfaithful day🤣🤣, he went there on time and told preparing the table for just two. Few minutes later, the lady came and with 12 twelve of her friends, 😳😳😳😳 Holy Father the guy creamed in his mind. Luckily to the guy, he has already set the table for two and the Lady sat down on the other chair and asked her friends to sit on the next table.
Unfortunately for her, Mr Risky has already told them them the food he need that is just a table for two. So the waiter brought the food and dropped it on their table. Immediately she told Mr Risky that those are her friends and should love them to have something too 😳😳😳🤔🤔🤔🤔. Trust guy naa, Risky didn't answer her and she so she called on the waiter "attendant's" to serve her friend's and in her mind, she thought the Mr Risky will pay for everything 😳😳😳. Mr Risky was very fast in eating his meals as they where discussing, after that everything, Mr Risky called on them and he settled the bill for the both of them. As as he was about living, they all followed him and the waiter quickly call on the security agent that those ladies have not payed for what they eat oo..
When they got to the exit, Mr Risky passed and the 12 ladies where held 😂😂😂😂. So the where interrogated and they said that that man "Mr Risky" has payed for the meals so they called him back. When he came back, the waiter who served them was they so the ladies now said they are with him.

Mr Risky: what do you say with anger 🤬🤬🤬🤬 on his face? Did I spoke with you? Do we have anything arrangement for meet here today? Am I the person that requested to give you the food? Why calling me back. 😳😳😳😳

His date @ Milky: please they are my friends, they came with me and I thought you've paid for them.

Mr Risky: You though I will pay for them abii? 🤔🤔🤔🤔 You think say you dey wise, Your Mumu no too much? 🤔🤔🤔. He asked the waiter did I pay for my food and my date?

Waiter: Yes sir you did.

Mr Risky: Did I ask you to give those lady food?

Waiter: no you didn't.

So the security person now asked Mr Risky to go and the ladies with help back and unfortunately for them, the food the eat was about N120,000.00 Hundred and twenty thousand naira 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 they didn't have the money to pay so they started calling there friends for help of they will go to the kitchen and maybe wash plate for 3 months 🤣🤣🤣🤣.

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This matta shock me oooh, I decided to not to laugh alone because in the present situation of Nigeria, every guy has become very very wise oo. Hmmmmm lady I know that your comments are awaiting me 😂😂😂😂 make I hide myself first before they will come me and my only self.

I remain your host, brother and friend because I don't have a lover if not I could have said and your loved. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Am singular in nature but am married to #amazingnature because that's what I normally upload on #threads #inleo community. But if you love me and your are interested, please I done fall in love because if I falls, you are going to step on my head and go your way 🤣🤣🤣🤣.

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