I Called Myself "Regret"

I called myself regretful for what I experienced today. I went to the supermarket to buy some items and saw cars parked outside the supermarket compound. Different kinds of cars, if I may say “varieties of cars”, both fine and old.

Caner Kökçü
I was less concerned and instead focused on why I went to the supermarket. I went to buy two loaves of bread. After buying, I came out and received a call beside a clean Benz. I never noticed, not until I began to receive greetings from passers-by. The way they greeted me was unique. Within two minutes, I received another call and was receiving it beside this same Benz.

Lee Chinyama
So many passers-by began again to greet me. They were so serious about their greetings. They were applying ” SIR”. The repeated SIR was just too much. Besides, I placed one of my hands on the Benz beside me. After critical findings, I finally discovered that they were greeting me just because of the Benz I was resting my hands on. Wow… money is good, ooo. They thought I owned the Benz.

Back to another point;
Can you imagine spending money on one girl every day? I was pissed off, but I could not find a solution to it until something came into my mind.

It happens this way,
This girl was my neighbour, and she always came to greet me anytime I was coming from work. I was always happy at the initial point, but after performing this act for some months daily, I got pissed off. Each time she does that, she always dips her hands inside my pocket just to take the money she sees. I would not say a word, instead I would laugh over it and allow her to go with the money.

One fateful day, I couldn't eat to work, just because of the little money I was having. We have not been paid and there was no cash left even in my bank account. I was somehow angry and borrowed some amount from my colleague at work to pay back whenever I received my salary. As I was on my way home, it was as if this girl was after me or should I say ”The devil sent?”. She rushed me, hugged me, and immediately dipped her hands inside my pocket. She took the little money I was supposed to manage for that day. I could not say a word, just because people were there watching and to cob embarrassment and respect.

I entered my room and regretted my life for meeting a girl like this. She was not even my girlfriend but just a neighbour. I began to search for a solution to stop her from that act and finally, I got one.

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I went to work the following day with an empty stomach, as she had taken the little I was having with me. Likewise, I was sleeping throughout and even lied that I was not feeling so well just because of the hunger. Not only that, but I was released on time. Before leaving, I made sure to cut my pockets off. I used a seizure but made it smooth. I also pulled off my boxers and was left with nothing apart from my trousers. As I got home, she ran to me again. In my mind, I said, “This would be the last time you would perform this act”. She dipped her hands inside my pocket, and she called, "Ah…!!! Sirrrrr… ahhh…. Is not good oooo…!!!" I looked at her face and discovered a discouraged look.

She could not say a word more than that, and left.

The following day, I got to work early. After work, when I was coming home, I sighted this girl from afar. I pretended as if I had not seen her. I thought to myself, “Try it again, and you will like it this time”. Likewise, I wore another trousers that I had cut off the pocket as well. Before I knew it, she ran to me and dipped her hands inside my pocket. She yelled and said ” Oh…. Sir….… it's not good o”.
In my mind, I was so happy.

As I was coming back from work the next day, I was expecting her to rush to me as usual, but she didn't bother to come, instead greeted me normally from a distance ” Welcome Sir”. I took a deep laugh inside of me.

Please don't ask what she touched when she dipped her hands inside my pocket because she packed my property.