Sarcasm Saturday #34 - Crypto Poor Once Again But Stronger Then Ever

Maybe I am built different, or maybe I am fighting depression with toxic productivity. Time for sarcasm and new targets! Life goes on and there's no rest for the wicked! My new year resolution was to earn $35,000 worth of crypto... by October! Did I set an impossible goal? Time will tell... but I didn't come so far just to come so far! It's game on bitches!

Uthred of Bebbanburg often said... Destiny is all! Maybe destiny wanted me to lose my big bag of crypto! I've got drained of $POOL, $OP, $ACX and all USDC! Total losses at current prices is above $35,000 and the issue is that the value will get bigger when the bull run will start! PVM is ZEN!

Why this crazy goal? Why October? No idea why I chose ten months instead of a whole year, but the amount is equal to what I lost during the wallet drain. As you know... 2024 didn't started good for PVM, who's wallet got hacked twice and lost his crypto.

Yes crypto bro.... PVM got "hacked" not once but twice! They say you're not a true degen if you don't get scammed or hacked one in your lifetime, and to be honest... I managed to stay safe since 2015! Seven years later ... it happened!

This is one of those "Play and Read" articles I usually do for writing competitions, but it been so long since I've done one! As you know... I didn't come so far to only come this far!

I already wrote about it, but that was only a little spoiler as the thing was still too fresh. As you know... 2024 didn't started good for PVM, who's wallet got hacked twice and lost his crypto. Yes crypto bro.... PVM got "hacked" not once but twice!

They say you're not a true degen if you don't get scammed or hacked one in your lifetime, and to be honest... I managed to stay safe since 2015! I always been extra careful with the links I use, or with emails I open... but this time couldn't be avoided.

I still think if it was anything I could have done different and the outcome to be less heart-breaking ... but this time it wasn't me being caught off guard. This hack had a lot of "pedal power" and stole my Optimism... literally. Read the full post-mortem analysis!

I embraced cryptocurrency and blockchain solutions since 2015, and since then I told everyone that this is the way forward. The world will move from coins to digital currencies, documents will be replaced by smart contracts, and optimistic oracles will bring real life data into the blockchain.

I was right about everything... call me a visionary! Maybe I was born ahead of my time, or maybe this variant is one of those that failed to achieve his true destiny. Hopefully in this part of the Multiverse we will not need the Mother Machine to find solutions for environmental degradation, wars and famine.

The crypto class of 2020 salutes the class of 2024! Don't worry... you are still early on the crypto rollercoaster! The Bitcoin ETF approval is just a spark and more amazing events are still to happen. Ignore Gary, ignore the FUD and start building your portfolio!

Start earning crypto from everywhere. Write on Publish0x or Hive, do faucets, chase airdrops, and do whatever you need to add small fractions into your wallet. Maybe 2024 will be the year of airdrops, maybe WAGMI!

No worries if you are not a good writer. People like John4989 can help you to write good rated articles. "Am a good writer" as well but I must admit I was looking for someone like John for ages!

Maybe he can make my posts popular, maybe he can make me popular. Imagine if I follow his advices and I quickly raise my followers count to 7,000 P0x bros! Maybe I already listened to John and I am successful already!

I don't follow Vitalik for financial advice but this tweet was gold! In a world where everyone adds "this is not financial advice" Vitalik has the big balls to give actual financial advice! Take this on-board as it may be the best advice you ever had since "do it bro... what's the worst that can happen?"

• Save. Get to the point where you have enough to cover multiple years of expenses. Financial safety is freedom.
• Diversification is good
• Be boring with most of your portfolio
• Don't use >2x leverage. Just don't.

Don't forget to touch some grass! Do whatever tickles your balls and relax both mind and body! Whenever I am too stressed to write or work... I cook! Collecting NFTs is also one of my stress release methods.

Collecting NFTs is less expensive than shopping therapy. Who needs clothes or shoes when you can get more or Byron's art? Go touch some grass... go drink a coffee ... and always read my articles for more non-financial advice!

The Punkz Hero game was powered by PKZ tokens, minted on TokenMint. The game was available on PipeFlare, a play2earn crypto gaming platform, where the players can play, collect free tokens, claim airdrops and earn rewards through the referral program.

With Horizen EON and the EVM approach, the $PKZ tokens wil be deprecated. However, the loyal players will be rewarded for their time spent playing the game.

The amount of $PKZ in your Cobalt Wallet will entitle you to higher reward. The rarity of the Punkz NFT will depend on the $PKZ token held.

If you have $PKZ tokens you have to fill the form and follow the steps to get your rewards!

Get EON $ZEN and Punkz NFTs depending on how big your $PKZ bag is! February 29th is the deadline to fill the form and the rewards will be shared in March.

There's a big difference on how I wanted the year to end and how it actually ended! I got drained of $35,000 worth of crypto and must admit I haven't been in the right mindset since then.

I am crypto poor now but I realized that wealth is not money or assets. Wealth is who you know, what you learned and what you leave behind. This are far more valuable than some numbers in a wallet. Maybe I've lost more than I've gained but the future brings new opportunities.

Wealth are the friends and links we have, and the insane amount of experience we gained. Take on board a sloth advice... keep learning, sloth and steady wins the race!

There are times when everything is going wrong in your live but you're used to it! Few years from now we will laugh about how bad 2022 or 2024 was... maybe not all of us ... but most of us!

LFGrow and show those haters that we are built different! A true winner never stops... there is no end! It's the journey... the challenge...

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