LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 1/22/2025

3 months ago

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 1/22/2025

How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 1-29-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.

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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

Draw for 1-14-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 1-14-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 22 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

User	LOLZ Burned	Ticket Numbers
@fun.farms	1	1
@crazyphantombr	2	2-3
@efmm	1	4
@yeckingo1	1	5
@irvet	2	6-7
@anonyvoter	1	8
@henruc	1	9
@amaari	2	10-11
@holovision.cash	1	12
@edgerik	1	13
@savvytester	1	14
@manuvert	1	15
@misticogama	1	16
@subidu	1	17
@astramar	1	18
@svanbo	1	19
@astym	1	20
@pepetoken	1	21
@claudiavb	1	22

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 19 which belongs to our lucky winner:

svanbo

@svanbo, 22 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.


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@irvet 64

3 months ago

!lolz

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@lolzbot 71

3 months ago

lolztoken.com

What’s a squirrel’s favorite kind of joke?
Acorny one.
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of irvet

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@irvet 64

3 months ago

!lolz

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@lolzbot 71

3 months ago

lolztoken.com

Autocorrect
Can't live with it can't live meow it.
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@cursephantom 69

3 months ago

!LOLZ

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@lolzbot 71

3 months ago

lolztoken.com

What do you call a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist
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@crazyphantombr 74

3 months ago

!lolz

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@lolzbot 71

3 months ago

lolztoken.com

What can you serve but not eat?
Divorce papers.
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

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@crazyphantombr 74

3 months ago

Good day !lol

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@lolzbot 71

3 months ago

lolztoken.com

Me and my mates are in a band called Duvet.
We're a cover band.
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

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@savvytester 60

3 months ago

Congratulations to @svanbo for winning 22 !LOLZ on today's LOLZ burner raffle draw! 😎

I wonder if he would like his children @claudiavb and @mathiasvb join the raffle too. 🤔😅 !DIY

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@lolzbot 71

3 months ago

lolztoken.com

What did the hotdog say to the bun?
Listen buddy, i'm going to be frank with you.
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@savvytester 60

3 months ago

I wonder when the last time I entered exactly one !LOLZ under a given LOLZ burner raffle post was. 🤯😅 !DIY

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@lolzbot 71

3 months ago

lolztoken.com

What do cheaters do after they die?
They lie still
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@diyhub 75

3 months ago

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Don't be shy - share some DIY!

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@diyhub 75

3 months ago

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

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@fun.farms 39

3 months ago

!LOLZ

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@lolzbot 71

3 months ago

lolztoken.com

What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don’t know and I don’t care.
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of fun.farms

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@utopia-hope 45

3 months ago

!LOLZ

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@lolzbot 71

3 months ago

lolztoken.com

Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands
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@akiraymd 58

3 months ago

!LOLZ

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@lolzbot 71

3 months ago

lolztoken.com

My friend Phillip had his lip removed last week
now we just call him Phil.
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of akiraymd

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@efmm 54

3 months ago

!LOLZ

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@lolzbot 71

3 months ago

lolztoken.com

My daughter thinks I don't give her enough privacy.
At least that's what she wrote in her diary.
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of efmm

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@yeckingo1 71

3 months ago

!lolz

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@lolzbot 71

3 months ago

lolztoken.com

What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?
A synonym roll.
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
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@amaari 56

3 months ago

!LOLZ 🤣

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@lolzbot 71

3 months ago

lolztoken.com

Why was an insomniac shot by the police?
He was resisting a rest.
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

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@amaari 56

3 months ago

!LOLZ 🤣

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@lolzbot 71

3 months ago

lolztoken.com

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft...
And I'll show you A-flat minor.
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

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@subidu 50

3 months ago

!lolz

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@lolzbot 71

3 months ago

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the lobster that got a job at pizza hut?
He's working in the crust station.
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of subidu

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@anonyvoter 57

3 months ago

!LOLZ 😁

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@lolzbot 71

3 months ago

lolztoken.com

What do you call it when a chickpea kills someone?
Hummus-cide
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@iceledy 48

3 months ago

!LOLZ

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@lolzbot 71

3 months ago

lolztoken.com

What do mummies do on vacation?
They unwind.
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(2/8)
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@sylmarill 62

3 months ago

!LOLZ to burn

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@lolzbot 71

3 months ago

lolztoken.com

James Bond slept through an earthquake
He was shaken, not stirred.
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of sylmarill

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@henruc 60

3 months ago

!lol

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@lolzbot 71

3 months ago

lolztoken.com

What's a spy's favourite confectionery?
Subterfudge.
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)
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@middle-earthling 61

3 months ago

Please add me for the draw- @middle-earthling 🍺🍕☕
Congrats @svanbo
!MEME
!LOLZ

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@meme.bot 49

3 months ago

Credit: atheistrepublic
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

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@middle-earthling 61

3 months ago

!LOL

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@ironshield 76

3 months ago

!LOLZ

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@lolzbot 71

3 months ago

lolztoken.com

Why are dogs bad dancers?
Because they have two left feet.
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ironshield

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@ironshield 76

3 months ago

Thanks !BBH

_{via Inbox}

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@savvytester 60

3 months ago

Your BBH token tipping command worked! 😎 !LOLZ !DIY

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@lolzbot 71

3 months ago

lolztoken.com

I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant
but then I changed my mind.
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@ironshield, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(1/10)
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@diyhub 75

3 months ago

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @ironshield! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

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@ironshield 76

3 months ago

!LOLZ

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@dubble 68

3 months ago

!LOLZ

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@lolzbot 71

3 months ago

lolztoken.com

How do you look for Will Smith in the snow?
Just follow the fresh prints.
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@dubble 68

3 months ago

!LOLZ :)

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@lolzbot 71

3 months ago

lolztoken.com

A blind man walks into a bar..
..and then a chair and then a table.
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(7/10)
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@manuvert 71

3 months ago

!lolz

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@lolzbot 71

3 months ago

lolztoken.com

I sent my girlfriend a 'Get Better' card.
She's not sick, or anything - I just think she can get better..
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@efmm 54

3 months ago

!LOLZ

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@lolzbot 71

3 months ago

lolztoken.com

What do you call a dead magician?
An abra-cadaver.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(5/10)
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@manuvert 71

3 months ago

!lolz

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@lolzbot 71

3 months ago

lolztoken.com

What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?
A taxidermist takes only your skin.
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@edgerik 69

3 months ago

!LOLZ

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@lolzbot 71

3 months ago

lolztoken.com

Autocorrect
Can't live with it can't live meow it.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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@astramar 49

3 months ago

!LOLZ

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@lolzbot 71

3 months ago

lolztoken.com

What do you call a marine mammal that should do something?
An oughtter.
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(2/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
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@astramar 49

3 months ago

!LOLZ

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@lolzbot 71

3 months ago

lolztoken.com

Can February march?
No, but April may.
_{Credit: bitpizza}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(3/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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@astym 46

3 months ago

!LOLZ

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@lolzbot 71

3 months ago

lolztoken.com

Mom are we pyromaniacs?
Yes we arson.
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(1/8)
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@holovision.cash 59

3 months ago

!LOL

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@lolzbot 71

3 months ago

lolztoken.com

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine: we just get better with age.
The next day she locked me in the cellar
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@claudiavb 52

3 months ago

!LOLZ My father has been winning!

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@lolzbot 71

3 months ago

lolztoken.com

Want to hear a dirty joke?
Two white horses jumped in the mud.
_{Credit: dksart}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of claudiavb

(2/6)
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@savvyplayer 64

3 months ago

Maybe you can remind your brother @mathiasvb join the daily LOLZ burner raffle more often, as his last participation was 21 days ago. 😅 !INDEED !DIY

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@diyhub 75

3 months ago

@savvyplayer just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @claudiavb! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

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