LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 2/2/2025

3 months ago

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 2/2/2025

How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 2-9-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.

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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

Draw for 1-25-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 1-25-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 42 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

User	LOLZ Burned	Ticket Numbers
@cursephantom	1	1
@akiraymd	1	2
@logen9f	2	3-4
@slothlydoesit	2	5-6
@savvytester	2	7-8
@irvet	2	9-10
@sylmarill	1	11
@fun.farms	2	12-13
@yeckingo1	2	14-15
@andy-vibes	1	16
@amaari	2	17-18
@fjworld	1	19
@crazyphantombr	2	20-21
@alohaed	1	22
@efmm	2	23-24
@subidu	1	25
@edgerik	1	26
@middle-earthling	2	27-28
@manuvert	2	29-30
@thatcryptodave	1	31
@ironshield	2	32-33
@henruc	1	34
@astramar	2	35-36
@astym	1	37
@iceledy	2	38-39
@anonyvoter	1	40
@holovision.cash	1	41
@imno	1	42

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 30 which belongs to our lucky winner:

manuvert

@manuvert, 42 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.


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@servelle 70

3 months ago

!lolz

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@lolzbot 71

3 months ago

lolztoken.com

I asked my dog what's two minus two.
He said nothing.
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@servelle 70

3 months ago

!lolz

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@lolzbot 71

3 months ago

lolztoken.com

I was in the Post Office queue yesterday when Diana Ross tried to push in.
I said “You can't hurry love, you'll just have to wait...”
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@sylmarill 62

3 months ago

!LOLZ to burn

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@lolzbot 71

3 months ago

lolztoken.com

Why did the rooster cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.
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@thatcryptodave 62

3 months ago

!LOLZ !BBH !PIZZA

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@lolzbot 71

3 months ago

lolztoken.com

How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?
One. It's a trick question.
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@logen9f 71

3 months ago

!LOLZ

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@lolzbot 71

3 months ago

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space.
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@logen9f 71

3 months ago

!LOLZ

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@lolzbot 71

3 months ago

lolztoken.com

My house-mate is terrified of negative numbers
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
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@cursephantom 69

3 months ago

!LOLZ

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@lolzbot 71

3 months ago

lolztoken.com

My kids must love to camp
Whenever we go somewhere they keep asking RV there yet.
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@henruc 60

3 months ago

!lol

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@lolzbot 71

3 months ago

lolztoken.com

I can never take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him.
I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
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@akiraymd 58

3 months ago

!LOLZ

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@lolzbot 71

3 months ago

lolztoken.com

My roommate keeps saying that our house is haunted.
But I've lived here for last 216 years, and haven't heard anything unusual.
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of akiraymd

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@yeckingo1 71

3 months ago

!lolz

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@lolzbot 71

3 months ago

lolztoken.com

Why did the art thief's vehicle run out of fuel?
He had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh
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@fjworld 60

3 months ago

!LOLZ

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@lolzbot 71

3 months ago

lolztoken.com

How do you make antifreeze?
Steal her blanket.
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@efmm 54

3 months ago

!LOLZ

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@lolzbot 71

3 months ago

lolztoken.com

I wonder if glass coffins will become popular one day?
Remains to be seen.
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@andy-vibes 51

3 months ago

!LOLZ

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@lolzbot 71

3 months ago

lolztoken.com

I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday.
I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of andy-vibes

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@irvet 64

3 months ago

!lolz

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@lolzbot 71

3 months ago

lolztoken.com

My Uncle used to work in a circus as a human cannonball.
They eventually fired him.
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of irvet

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@irvet 64

3 months ago

!LOLZ

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@lolzbot 71

3 months ago

lolztoken.com

I went to a really emotional wedding the other day.
Even the cake was in tiers.
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of irvet

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@subidu 50

3 months ago

!lolz

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@lolzbot 71

3 months ago

lolztoken.com

The person who invented autocorrect
should burn in hello.
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@astym 46

3 months ago

!LOLZ

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@lolzbot 71

3 months ago

lolztoken.com

A book just fell on my head.
I only have my shelf to blame.
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

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@astym 46

3 months ago

!LOLZ

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@lolzbot 71

3 months ago

lolztoken.com

Why do astronauts use Linux?
Because they can’t open windows in space.
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@holovision.cash 59

3 months ago

!LOL

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@lolzbot 71

3 months ago

lolztoken.com

Why was the banana denied bail?
Every judge knows bananas splits.
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@middle-earthling 61

3 months ago

Please add me for the draw- @middle-earthling 🍺🍕☕
Congrats @manuvert
!MEME
!LOLZ

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@lolzbot 71

3 months ago

lolztoken.com

What do they call a cubic zirconia in Ireland?
A sham-rock.
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

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PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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@meme.bot 49

3 months ago

Credit: fun.miner
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

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@meme.bot 49

3 months ago

Credit: tanzil2024
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

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@middle-earthling 61

3 months ago

!LOL

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@svanbo 69

3 months ago

!LOLZ !INDEED

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@lolzbot 71

3 months ago

lolztoken.com

A jumper cable walks into a bar..
The bartender says, I'll serve you, but don't start anything.
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@svanbo 69

3 months ago

!LOLZ !HUG

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@lolzbot 71

3 months ago

lolztoken.com

As I suspected – someone has been adding soil to my garden.
The plot thickens.
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@amaari 56

3 months ago

!LOLZ 🤣

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@lolzbot 71

3 months ago

lolztoken.com

My cat is so impatient?
He always wants everything meow.
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@amaari 56

3 months ago

!LOLZ 🤣

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@lolzbot 71

3 months ago

lolztoken.com

What do cheaters do after they die?
They lie still
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@astramar 49

3 months ago

!LOLZ

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@lolzbot 71

3 months ago

lolztoken.com

Where does a martial arts instructor in Bankok live?
In a Thai con-do.
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

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PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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@astramar 49

3 months ago

!LOLZ

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@lolzbot 71

3 months ago

lolztoken.com

What do you call moving from the west coast to the east coast?
A depression.
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@astramar 49

3 months ago

!LOLZ

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@astramar 49

3 months ago

!LOLZ

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@anonyvoter 57

3 months ago

!LOLZ 😁

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@lolzbot 71

3 months ago

lolztoken.com

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk?
The stock market.
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@manuvert 71

3 months ago

Wow, a third win in not so long, thanks so much!
!lolz

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@lolzbot 71

3 months ago

lolztoken.com

I used to work in a blanket factory.
But it folded.
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@zionic.leo 42

3 months ago

Congrats !BBH

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@manuvert 71

3 months ago

Thanks!
!ALIVE
!PIZZA

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@zionic.leo 42

3 months ago

!LOLZ

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@lolzbot 71

3 months ago

lolztoken.com

Why did the hospital send all the nurses to art school?
So they could learn to draw blood.
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(1/6)
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@zionic.leo 42

3 months ago

!LOLZ / Second entry

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@lolzbot 71

3 months ago

lolztoken.com

A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class.
It was a weapon of math disruption.
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@savvytester 60

3 months ago

Good to see you drop 2 !LOLZ for today's LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎 !DIY

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@diyhub 75

3 months ago

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @zionic.leo! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

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@edgerik 69

3 months ago

!LOLZ

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@lolzbot 71

3 months ago

lolztoken.com

Did you hear the one about the giant pickle?
He was kind of a big dill.
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

(3/10)
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@savvytester 60

3 months ago

Here's my !LOLZ entry for today! 😎 Since I forgot to drop my 2 LOLZ two days ago, I decided to enter 1 LOLZ on yesterday's post and 1 LOLZ on today's post. 😅 !DIY

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@lolzbot 71

3 months ago

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the remote control that went to jail?
He was charged with battery
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@efmm 54

3 months ago

!LOLZ

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@diyhub 75

3 months ago

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

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@hivebuzz 74

3 months ago

Congratulations @lolz.burner! You have completed the following achievement on the Hive blockchain And have been rewarded with New badge(s)

	You have been a buzzy bee and published a post every day of the week.

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Check out our last posts:

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@iceledy 48

3 months ago

!LOLZ

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@lolzbot 71

3 months ago

lolztoken.com

Bruce Lee was fast.
But not as fast as his brother Sudden Lee.
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

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@iceledy 48

3 months ago

!LOLZ

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@lolzbot 71

3 months ago

lolztoken.com

Have you heard the one about the jump rope?
Never mind, skip it.
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@nastyforce 51

3 months ago

!lolz

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@lolzbot 71

3 months ago

lolztoken.com

What did the tie say to the hat?
I'll hang around here while you go on ahead.
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@pepetoken 71

3 months ago

!LOLZ !BBH !DOOK

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@dookbot -3

3 months ago

^{You just got DOOKed!}
^{@pepetoken thinks your content is the shit.}
^{They have 1/400 DOOK left to drop today.}

^{Learn all about this shit in the toilet paper! 💩}

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@lolzbot 71

3 months ago

lolztoken.com

I really love video games where you go for an deep sea adventuring.
They're just so immersive.
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@pizzabot 59

2 months ago (Edited)

PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
thatcryptodave tipped lolz.burner
@manuvert_(8/10) tipped @zionic.leo

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