LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 1/17/2025

6 months ago

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 1/17/2025

How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 1-24-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.

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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

Draw for 1-9-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 1-9-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 28 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

User	LOLZ Burned	Ticket Numbers
@ironshield	1	1
@logen9f	2	2-3
@anonyvoter	1	4
@irvet	2	5-6
@amaari	2	7-8
@efmm	1	9
@savvytester	1	10
@henruc	1	11
@thatcryptodave	1	12
@holovision.cash	1	13
@edgerik	1	14
@yeckingo1	1	15
@akiraymd	1	16
@manuvert	1	17
@subidu	1	18
@servelle	2	19-20
@cursephantom	1	21
@andy-vibes	1	22
@fjworld	1	23
@astramar	1	24
@claudiavb	2	25-26
@iceledy	1	27
@astym	1	28

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 19 which belongs to our lucky winner:

servelle

@servelle, 28 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.


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@thatcryptodave 62

6 months ago

!LOLZ !hiqvote

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@lolzbot 71

6 months ago

lolztoken.com

The punch line comes first.
The worst thing about time travel jokes is…
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@hiq.smartbot 56

6 months ago

@thatcryptodave, the HiQ Smart Bot has recognized your request (1/3) and will start the voting trail.

In addition, @lolz.burner gets !PIZZA from @hiq.redaktion.

_{For further questions, check out https://hiq-hive.com or join our Discord. And don't forget to vote HiQs fucking Witness! 😻}

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@logen9f 72

6 months ago

!lolz

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@lolzbot 71

6 months ago

lolztoken.com

Why did the scarecrow win an Oscar ?
He was best in his field .
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@andy-vibes 51

6 months ago

Good luck everyone! !LOLZ 😄

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@lolzbot 71

6 months ago

lolztoken.com

What's a spy's favourite confectionery?
Subterfudge.
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@irvet 64

6 months ago

!lolz

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@lolzbot 71

6 months ago

lolztoken.com

I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places.
He told me to stop going to those places.
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@fun.farms 46

6 months ago

!LOLZ

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@lolzbot 71

6 months ago

lolztoken.com

I've just written a song about a tortilla.
Well, it is more of a rap really.
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@irvet 64

6 months ago

!lolz

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@lolzbot 71

6 months ago

lolztoken.com

I haven't sold a single copy of my autobiography.
Sigh. That's the story of my life.
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@yeckingo1 71

6 months ago

!lolz

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@lolzbot 71

6 months ago

lolztoken.com

Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Well……I hear he is a pain in the neck.
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@imno 64

6 months ago

!LOL
!WINE

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@lolzbot 71

6 months ago

lolztoken.com

Comic Sans walks into a pub
The bartender shouts Geto out of my pub! We don’t serve your type!
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@henruc 60

6 months ago

!lol

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@lolzbot 71

6 months ago

lolztoken.com

I used to be addicted to soap
but now I'm clean.
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@crazyphantombr 75

6 months ago

Hello guys
!lolz

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@lolzbot 71

6 months ago

lolztoken.com

My Uncle used to work in a circus as a human cannonball.
They eventually fired him.
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@savvytester 61

6 months ago

Hi there, and welcome again to the !LOLZ burner raffle! 👋😆😅 !DIY

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@lolzbot 71

6 months ago

lolztoken.com

What do you call bad fruits and vegetables?
Gross-eries
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@diyhub 75

6 months ago

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @crazyphantombr! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

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@crazyphantombr 75

6 months ago

Where is my !lolz

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@lolzbot 71

6 months ago

lolztoken.com

Why did the art thief's vehicle run out of fuel?
He had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh
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@savvytester 61

6 months ago

It should be where you left it last. 🤯😆😅 !LOLZ !DIY

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@lolzbot 71

6 months ago

lolztoken.com

I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places.
He told me to stop going to those places.
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@crazyphantombr, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

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@diyhub 75

6 months ago

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

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@akiraymd 58

6 months ago

!LOLZ

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@lolzbot 71

6 months ago

lolztoken.com

Have you heard about the Angel of Death that’s not so intelligent?
The Dim Reaper?
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@fjworld 61

6 months ago

!LOLZ

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@lolzbot 71

6 months ago

lolztoken.com

Throwing acid is wrong
in some people’s eyes.
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@sylmarill 63

6 months ago

!LOLZ

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@lolzbot 71

6 months ago

lolztoken.com

I asked my Mom why ADHD runs in our family.
She said because it won't sit still.
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@ironshield 76

6 months ago

!LOLZ

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@lolzbot 71

6 months ago

lolztoken.com

What did the sand say as the tide came in ?
Long time no sea.
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@cryptovisitor 58

6 months ago

!lolz !meme

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@meme.bot 49

6 months ago

Credit: epic-fail
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

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@lolzbot 71

6 months ago

lolztoken.com

What do you say when someone you dislike dies suddenly?
I don't bereave it!
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@efmm 55

6 months ago

!LOLZ

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@lolzbot 71

6 months ago

lolztoken.com

Being a waiter may not be a very glamorous job
But at least it puts food on the table.
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@savvytester 61

6 months ago

Congratulations to @servelle for winning 28 !LOLZ! 🥳😎 !DIY

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@lolzbot 71

6 months ago

lolztoken.com

What do you call a hippo who says something and does the complete opposite?
A hippocrite
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@savvytester 61

6 months ago

Here's my second !LOLZ entry for the current latest LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎 !DIY

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@lolzbot 71

6 months ago

lolztoken.com

What did the mayonnaise say to the icebox?
Close the door, I am dressing.
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@diyhub 75

6 months ago

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

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@diyhub 75

6 months ago

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

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@astramar 50

6 months ago

!LOLZ

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@lolzbot 71

6 months ago

lolztoken.com

I really love video games where you go for an deep sea adventuring.
They're just so immersive.
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@astramar 50

6 months ago

!LOLZ

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@lolzbot 71

6 months ago

lolztoken.com

Where does a martial arts instructor in Bankok live?
In a Thai con-do.
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@subidu 50

6 months ago

!lolz

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@lolzbot 71

6 months ago

lolztoken.com

Want a new friend?
Tell a women you love her.
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@manuvert 71

6 months ago

!lolz

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@lolzbot 71

6 months ago

lolztoken.com

Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up.
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@anonyvoter 57

6 months ago

!LOLZ 😁

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@lolzbot 71

6 months ago

lolztoken.com

I don't think the flounder I caught today was very happy with me.
He kept looking at me kinda sideways.
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@amaari 56

6 months ago

!LOLZ 🤣

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@lolzbot 71

6 months ago

lolztoken.com

Apparently adding herbs to your garbage can makes it smell better.
But I don't have thyme for that rubbish.
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@amaari 56

6 months ago

!LOLZ 🤣

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@lolzbot 71

6 months ago

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the cowardly pigeon?
He lacked COO-rage.
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(3/10)
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@joanquix100 49

6 months ago

¡!LOLZ

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@edgerik 69

6 months ago

!LOLZ

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@lolzbot 71

6 months ago

lolztoken.com

My friend got a heart transplant but regretted it immediately.
You could say he had a change of heart.
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@cursephantom 69

6 months ago

!LOLZ

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@lolzbot 71

6 months ago

lolztoken.com

What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
This tastes a little funny.
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(1/10)
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@efmm 55

6 months ago

!LOLZ

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@lolzbot 71

6 months ago

lolztoken.com

There are II kinds of people
Those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't
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(8/10)
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@middle-earthling 61

6 months ago

Please add me for the draw- @middle-earthling 🍺🍕☕
Congrats @servelle
!MEME
!LOLZ

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@meme.bot 49

6 months ago

Credit: orionvk
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

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@lolzbot 71

6 months ago

lolztoken.com

I understand 25 letters of the alphabet.
I still can't figure out y.
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(5/10)
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@middle-earthling 61

6 months ago

!LOL

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@lolzbot 71

6 months ago

lolztoken.com

Where do bad rainbows go?
Prism, it's a light sentence.
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@holovision.cash 59

6 months ago

!LOL

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@lolzbot 71

6 months ago

lolztoken.com

What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
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@iceledy 49

6 months ago

!LOLZ

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@lolzbot 71

6 months ago

lolztoken.com

Why did the art thief's vehicle run out of fuel?
He had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh
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@astym 47

6 months ago

!LOLZ

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@lolzbot 71

6 months ago

lolztoken.com

What's a dry orange good for?
Nothing at all. It's juiceless.
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@svanbo 70

6 months ago

!LOLZ !INDEED

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@lolzbot 71

6 months ago

lolztoken.com

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they are so good at it.
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(2/10)
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@svanbo 70

6 months ago

!LOLZ !HUG

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@lolzbot 71

6 months ago

lolztoken.com

Why does Davy Jones never bend his knees?
Cause they're always Kraken
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